All of us went through exams in our lives for sure.. especially during our student lives..!!! When our teachers and instructors announces an incoming examinations it really makes us sick..!! But some people found exams as their outlet for some humors..here are some stuffs you wish you could have answered in your previous exams..
1.)Subject: Mathematics
Weight Lifting Record Holder in latest Bar Bear Competition.
Giant Pandas can be found in different provinces in China.
Appreciated places by tourists and visitors: Chengdu, Chongqing, Guangzhou, Guilin, Haikou, Hangzhou, Harbin, Kunming, Lhasa, Nanjing, Chengdu, Sanya, Urumqi, Wuhan, Xian, Dali, Datong, Dunhuang, Huangshan, Lijiang, Pingyao, Suzhou Other locations of importance: Changchun, Changsha, Dalian, Fuzhou, Hailar, Hefei,Hetian, Hohhot, Jinan, Kashi, Lanzhou, Nanning, Ningbo, Qingdao, Shenzhen, Shijiazhuang, Taiyuan, Xiamen, Xichang, Yantai, Zhengzhou
The “Kung Fu Bears” in their morning practice. A karate pose of a cute little bear on their playtime..
2008Olympic Cities: Beijing, Hong Kong, Qinhuangdao, Tianjin, Shanghai, Shenyang
A high kick hitting directly the face of his mortal enemy. The technique is called “The Katrate Kick.” This Cat is the present champ of America’s famous UFC. The “Ultimate Fighting Cat”
Help Prevent Global Warming…!! Clean Up our own sHit..!! Keep Up the Dog Work..!!! That’s my pal..
The renegade member of the cartoon heroes “Biker Mice from Mars” This pal here is also the side kick of the “Ghost Rider”
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“Tagalogs”(People in Luzon-Metro Manila) vs. “Bisaya”/”Bisdaks”(Visayan People)
Word War III
Bisdak’s are more advanced than Tagalog’s…
Proof #1:
tagalog word “Langgam” - means — ant - crawling insects
bisdak word “Langgam” - means — bird - flying animal
Conclusion: Bisdak’s already flies while Tagalog’s still crawls..
Proof #2:
word “tangka”
in tagalog - means — plan
in bisdak - means — join
Tagalog sentence: Nagtangka siyang kumain sa masasarap na pagkain sa mesa.
in English: He planned to eat the delicious foods on the table.
Bisdak sentence: Nitangka siya diretso ug mikaon sa mga lamiang pagkaon sa lamesa.
in English: He joined and eat the delicious foods on the table.
thus. Bisdaks already joined and enjoyed the foods while Tagalogs are still planning.
How will you face your problem if your problem is your face..??
#1: Ask your grandma or some old folks in your area. The old ones have more knowledge and experience in life. Ask for some advice and words of wisdom from them. Just Remember “Grandma knows Best..!!”
#2: Talk to your parents especially your dad..they say, the male genes are more dominant. A saying goes “Kung Ano ang Puno ay Siya rin ang Bunga” in English..“Do not eat a rotten fruit from a rotten tree..!!”
#3: Have some advice from your best buddy. True friends wont leave you behind especially when you are alike.. A saying says “Birds of the same feather makes a good feather duster“
#4: Just face your problem..!! Look at your face in front of a mirror and you will get used to accept it. “Tutuki lang ug sige kay maanad ra ka..!!”
China, an ancient, mysterious and beautiful land, is always appealing to adventurous foreign visitors.
Stretching from its southern borders in the Himalayas to the deserts of Mongolia in the north, and from the East China Sea through the Yangzi River Valley plains, to the Tibetan Plateau in the western mainland, China covers an area of 9,596,960 square kilometers.
A wide variety of terrain and climate shape its numerous natural attractions. Abundant in a variety of resources, plants, animals, and minerals, the land has nurtured countless generations of Chinese people.
China is a multiracial country with 56 ethnic groups: Han Chinese 91.9%, Zhuang, Uygur, Hui, Yi, Tibetan, Miao, Manchu, Mongol, Buyi, Korean, and other nationalities 8.1% One of China’s greatest treasures is her long, rich history. As early as 1.7 million years ago, the earliest humans evolved on this land. The first dynasty, the Xia Dynasty, dates to about the 21st century BC. For 4,000 years, feudalism was the dominant economic and cultural model. Then, in 1911, the revolution led by Sun Yat-sen brought the monarchy to an end. On October 1st, 1949, modern China was founded as the ‘People’s Republic of China’. Since then, China has developed independently and vigorously. Most recently, reform and opening-up policy has energized life in China.
The six Olympic Cities
Beijing
Hong Kong
Qinhuangdao
Shanghai
Shenyang
Tianjin
Appreciated places by tourists and visitors:
Chengdu, Chongqing, Guangzhou, Guilin, Haikou, Hangzhou, Harbin,
Kunming, Lhasa, Nanjing, Chengdu, Sanya, Urumqi, Wuhan, Xian,
Dali, Datong, Dunhuang, Huangshan, Lijiang, Pingyao, Suzhou
Other locations of importance:
Changchun, Changsha, Dalian, Fuzhou, Hailar, Hefei, Hetian, Hohhot,
Jinan, Kashi, Lanzhou, Nanning, Ningbo, Qingdao, Shenzhen,
Shijiazhuang, Taiyuan, Xiamen, Xichang, Yantai, Zhengzhou
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